399 dollars and you’ll know of what you’ll die.

Is a colorectal cancer waiting for you? Will multiple sclerosis attack you? How long psioriasis will leave your teeth in your mouth? Will a quick hearth attack wipe you out of the planet?

These are questions for sure needing answers: 399 dollars to know how probably you’ll pass away.

Even better: 399 dollars to leave you in fear for the rest of your life, after the cheap genome test offered to you by 123andme.

Exciting, isn’t it? Even more exciting for pharma industries, as they can give you pills BEFORE you get sick. Even more exciting for psychologists: you’ll need one for sure, knowing you’ve more than 50% of probability of dying of a painful stomach cancer. Even more exciting for gravediggers: how many of you, tested people, will not find the guts to go on with this already difficult life?

If you really don’t know how to spend your 399 dollars, give them to some people in need.

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