I was surprised my employer did not inform us about work safety rules against H1N1. Last week, we finally got an e-mail titled: “How to avoid flu spreading in and outside working hours”.
- Wash hands many times per day
- Stay at home at least one day if feeling sick
- Keep a tissue on mouth and nose when sneezing or coughing
- Bin used tissues and wash hands after sneezing
- Do not shake hands, neither kiss people
- Stay 1 meter far away from other people
The first four look to me of common sense. The last two are somehow more difficult to respect … so, I printed out the t-shirt in the picture and to save myself and my friends from pandemic!
If we suppose our brain has infinite power, yes. If we assume that above a certain threshold our brain cannot properly work, no. Read the rest of this entry »
The more we know about Bush government behavior, the more we should be surprised no impeachment was started yet against this evil and shameful ex-president. The global warming is truer than what we know if we believe the pictures from NASA on global weather changes. Bush for sure believed them, as he secreted them.
How could Republicans survive in a world not perfectly designed by their own private god? Better to hide proves, than put fear in fragile Republican voters. Disgusting and revolting GW Bush: I very whish you a God exists.
Which in English means: the 11 hours long hiking! We woke up a 5:45am; we went back to bed at 1:45am. We started in Bettmer, we finished in Fiesch.
Except for the psycho-physical alterations our brains and bodies suffered, we experienced this Sunday one of the most beautiful hiking we ever had, most of it aside (and on!) the largest European glacier: the Aletschgletscher.
“Silvio Berlusconi lavora sodo per il bene dell’Italia, e’ stimato all’estero dove riconoscono la sua “fortissima leadership”. Il resto, ha assicurato il nostro ministro dell’Economia, Giulio Tremonti, intervenuto da Lucia Annunziata a “In mezzora” su Raitre, sono chiacchiere o “esagerazioni.”
Back home late night and no pizza pastry in the fridge? Living in the middle of nowhere and no pizza express close by? Did your wife buy flaky pastry instead of pizza pastry?
DON’T PANIC!
Just bake your pizza as usual, maybe with some more salt… and enjoy it! It will be delicious! Watch the picture, click on it, and convince yourself
… the ability to make fun of every credo, every tradition, everything that erects dull fences between people. When stupidity-masked-morality is imposed and followed to tell who is wrong and who is right, Bruno and Borat come to tear down everything with their brilliant and acid sarcasm. Viva Sacha Baron Cohen!
Tombe fenicie, vulcani a interruttore, puttane, festini erotici, leccate e consigli su masturbazione, tartarughine e farfalline, feste di compleanno, giardini di cactus, ulivi millenari, veline, donnine, calcio mercato, televisioni, businness privati, mauseolei …
… ma chi accidenti puo’ essere cosi’ boccalone da credere che Silvio Berlusconi dedichi un centesimo (!) del suo tempo a governare questo Paese?? Si e’ forse clonato, in modo da poter rispettare tutti gli impegni che lo occupano quotidianamente?
Somebody learns to make out of every insignificant but personal happening a big and interesting story
Somebody chooses the most complicate ways to face very easy problems, thus feeling a hero after resolving them
Somebody thinks being an alien from another planet, and waits for somebody else to be brought back home
Somebody believes in imaginary friends, being these religion or power or alcohol or shopping or sex or whatever
Somebody sacrifices himself to work, so that of all the aims a life gives, only one becomes important
Now tell me, what do you do to spice up your life if you already know all the tricks above (except going vegetarian)?