Here’s what I can do for you: I call up the putzfrau connections in LA and get control of the red carpet. We substitute it with a very slippery fake red tile carpet.As soon as she steps on in puff!, she will fall straight into your open arms.. you just have to stand there at the oportune moment and catch her.
how does it sound like?
Putzfrau, this is a diabolical plan: I want to be part of it. I appreciate Scarlett falling into my arms – but it is NOT sufficient.
What about a very slippery but sticky fake red carpet? Scarlett will not only fall into my arms … maybe she will leave her long evening dress glued to the carpet, too!
I think that moment would be as closest as what I could define… sublime
To be honest… I don’t like her.
Is Charlize Theron doing the same?
You have suuuuch a baaaaaad taaaaaste
Here’s what I can do for you: I call up the putzfrau connections in LA and get control of the red carpet. We substitute it with a very slippery fake red tile carpet.As soon as she steps on in puff!, she will fall straight into your open arms.. you just have to stand there at the oportune moment and catch her.
how does it sound like?
Putzfrau, this is a diabolical plan: I want to be part of it. I appreciate Scarlett falling into my arms – but it is NOT sufficient.
What about a very slippery but sticky fake red carpet? Scarlett will not only fall into my arms … maybe she will leave her long evening dress glued to the carpet, too!
I think that moment would be as closest as what I could define… sublime
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mrse
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