Help me buying Scarlett Johansson!!!!!!! Free shipping!!

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Current bid:US $7,600.00

Time left:8h 36m 47s (Sep 24, 200919:00:29 PDT)

Click here to see it is all true: Scarlett is on eBay for one evening at the movies!

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6 Responses to Help me buying Scarlett Johansson!!!!!!! Free shipping!!

  1. checco76 says:

    To be honest… I don’t like her.

    Is Charlize Theron doing the same?

  2. loranablog says:

    You have suuuuch a baaaaaad taaaaaste

  3. die putzfrau says:

    Here’s what I can do for you: I call up the putzfrau connections in LA and get control of the red carpet. We substitute it with a very slippery fake red tile carpet.As soon as she steps on in puff!, she will fall straight into your open arms.. you just have to stand there at the oportune moment and catch her.
    how does it sound like? ;)

  4. loranablog says:

    Putzfrau, this is a diabolical plan: I want to be part of it. I appreciate Scarlett falling into my arms – but it is NOT sufficient.

    What about a very slippery but sticky fake red carpet? Scarlett will not only fall into my arms … maybe she will leave her long evening dress glued to the carpet, too!

    I think that moment would be as closest as what I could define… sublime :)

  5. ASAL says:

    lotfn chnta iemal dkhtr bram bded mekham dost pyda knm
    mrse

  6. loranablog says:

    nokata wama niudal, soke tila vurut!

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